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ANONYMOUS JONES
AUSTRALIAN EMIGRATION NEWSLETTER #51
POP QUIZ #2
Those of you who didn't take us seriously when we warned
that a pop quiz was coming must now pay the price for
your ignorance! Everybody get out a pencil and a clean
sheet of paper and put all your books and notes under your
seats. Put your name and the date in the upper right hand
corner of the page, and number your papers from 1 to 5. You
have the rest of this issue to complete the quiz and hand in
your answers. And NO hints! If you don't know this stuff
by now, you'll NEVER know it. Now here are the questions, I'm
going to the Lounge for a Jack and Splash...
:1: Which of the following phrases is NOT archaic usage?
: a) "G'day, dig, how's she goin'?"
: b) "Howyagoin, mate, orright?"
: c) "He's a bonzer cobber, he is!"
:2: Where in Australia can you ride to dinner on a camel?
: a) Olga Ranges
: b) Lady Elliot Island
: c) Julia Creek
: d) Alice Springs
:3: Which of the following is NOT in Australia?
: a) New England National Park
: b) Tweed Head National Park
: c) Walls of Jerusalem National Park
: d) Hartz Mountains National Park
:4: In Australia, a MEGAPODE is:
: a) A wild turkey of the species "Megapodius Freycinet".
: b) An immigrant who settles in the Megapodes Islands.
: c) A memorial in Canberra, designed by Walter B. Griffin.
: d) An inebriated opal miner riding to dinner on a camel.
:5: Which of the following individuals is NOT an Australian?
: a) Evonne Goolagong-Cawley
: b) Jack Brabham
: c) Linnette Hawke-Symes
: d) Olivia Newton-John
And don't forget, a beaut score like 80%, along with a
one-way ticket to Perth, will get ya a fair dinkum dekko
at the bloody America's Cup races, sport!
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P.S. Answers are: b, d, b, a, c. Our sources were AUSSIE
ENGLISH, by John O'Grady, and HILDEBRAND'S TRAVEL GUIDE TO
AUSTRALIA, 1985 Edition.
(C) 1986 by Anonymous Jones. All comments are welcome. Leave
them in the <C>omments Message Base addressed to ANONYMOUS JONES.